Here is a conversation I had today with a certain person who would like to remain nameless:
Her: “Did you know that Jessica Simpson was a virgin when she got married?”
Me: “I didn’t realize that you inspected her hymen on her wedding day.”
Her: “No really she was.”
Me: “How do you know?”
Her: “She said so.”
Me: “Oh then it must be true. No woman ever lied about their sex life before.”
Her: “Even her husband said so. It was on television.”
Me: “Well if it was on MTV it must be true. No famous pop stars ever lied about their virginity on national television *coughBritneySpearscough*.”
Now I am not trying to say that she wasn’t a virgin, just that her saying so on TV doesn’t mean that people should go around treating it as a fact. Even if she was a virgin I'm sure she fooled around a bit. Maybe took it in the poop-chute a few times or something.
All I do know about her is that she should be blowing the executives from Viacom on a daily basis. Granted I don’t listen to pop stations but wasn’t she a one hit wonder before that television show? I only ever heard one song from her, and that was because I worked in electronics at Sam’s Club and the video for it was on the in-store DVD. I could probably name at least 7 Britney Spears songs and 3 or 4 by that Christina Aguilera chick (despite not being a fan of either) so at best this girl was a third rate performing artist. Until the nation discovered that she didn’t know how to tell tuna from chicken, then she became an A-list celebrity with endorsements out the wazoo.
Somehow even her talentless sister gets to be famous now. I heard the song the other day while in the car with the unnamed female mentioned above (you would never catch that crap on my radio) and it may have been the worst thing I have ever heard. I wish my brother would land an MTV show so I could be a star without having anything even remotely resembling talent. Life is so unfair isn’t it?
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